I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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