How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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