I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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