Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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