she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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