North Korea, Best Korea!
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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