What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Randomize
