Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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