Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
His nipple licking is glorious
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