She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
His nipple licking is glorious
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