Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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