forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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