Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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