you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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