You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
