Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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