doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Ketchup is God's man juice
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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