MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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