That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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