She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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