There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Threesome in a minivan. New low
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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