Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
