why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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