Three words: puerto rican gang bang
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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