Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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