I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
