I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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