they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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