In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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