Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
