Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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