let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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