I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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