Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
only you would photoshop your dick
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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