Dual....:-)
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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