belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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