it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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