It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
You pole danced in your parka.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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