Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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