I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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