is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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