I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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