ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I still have a little drunk in my system
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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