We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
vagina is talking i cant
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
not ubering you a puppy
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
that is very illegal...i love you.
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