There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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