I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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