did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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