found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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