your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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