sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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