I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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